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[*]你清楚挤地铁能挤到多离谱吗？有网友说，自己被卡在别人女朋友怀里动弹不得，人家男朋友就在旁边，只能干看着。
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哈哈，这场面也太尴尬了，好在彼此不认识，要是熟人那才叫难受。
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这心态也太稳了，直接把人家当手机支架使。
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光想想就有画面了，那种细高跟踩一下是真疼。
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而且还是明摆着比来比去，赶紧跟人家道个歉吧。
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这是谁啊，嘴也太馋了，连别人的油条都不放过。
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我也有过，费半天劲才挤上去，转眼又被人给顶下来了。
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手机在口袋里压根掏不出来，只能发呆放空。
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有一回一个女生直接蹭到我白衬衫上，衣服上清清楚楚留了个唇印。
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哈哈，腿都给烫红了，关键是躲都躲不开。
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大爷心里直嘀咕：真没料到早高峰能这么多人，下回可不赶这么早了。
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那你能站稳吗？估计连扶手都抓不着。
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我挤地铁也遇到过一次，两只脚穿的鞋都不是一双。
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哈哈，你这可太坏了，也太不拿自己当外人了。
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这人还挺好说话的，估计是天天挤，早都习惯了。
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哈哈，画面一下就出来了，连鞋底都给挤没了。
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太逗了，笑得我快不行了。
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估计是啥也抓不住，只能抓着这个了。
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我也爱蹲着，结果有个人直接靠在我头顶那面墙上坐着，真是够冒昧的。
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