平时一生病，大家第一反应就是往医院跑，不过医院里也常会闹出些挺逗的事儿
有些事到现在还被人拿出来当饭后谈资，一提就忍不住笑
再过十年，就轮到越长越俊俏的娃嫌弃自家老爸是个秃顶大肚腩了
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医生：啊？那我干脆不戴了呗
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体检报告上该不会写了听力没问题，智商有点问题吧
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这位大夫还真是够实诚的
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院长被吓得以后都不敢嘴馋了
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这么一搞，全院都知道你做的痔疮手术了
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你咋不提一嘴自己高龄二十呢
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来来来，钳子给你，自己拔吧
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给医生做预防医学的科普，这条路还长着呢
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甭管大病小病，上网一查全都成绝症
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十三香我听过，十三针还真是头一回听说
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这得厚成啥样啊！！！
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伤害没多少，侮辱直接拉满
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医生：做台手术还得自己往里搭钱
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不抛弃，也不放“气”
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这能算医闹吗
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老公：快夸夸我媳妇
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得亏不是跑急诊室去打
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可怜的医僧啊……
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有没有一种可能，我就是昨天那位五十多岁的大夫
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你脑子里还能想起哪些在医院碰上的尴尬事呢？
祝大家都健健康康！
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