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干正事时被分手有多好笑?网友:普及殡葬政策,哭得比主家还凶

天天摸鱼 18 阅读 1 回复
分手多难过啊
不痛心,不买醉,不哭,不难过……就是分了个假手
以上这些还算好的,如果干正事,上班的时候被分手了,那才是叫天天不灵,叫地地不应。
连哭出来,都得说是被空调吹的!
这个是真好笑
其实这个朋友还挺好的,比不靠谱的前任好多了
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说实话,被分手真的很容易哭,如果是在上班,那就更难了
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也算是因祸得福了
分手不是还会挽留一下的吗,大家收到分手信息就默认分手了?不再争取一下?
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不是流眼泪了,而是雨太大糊了眼睛
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再坚强的大妈大爷看到这一幕都会心软
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成年人是这样的
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审计这个真的太好笑了
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带入会计,已经崩溃了
年底最忙的时候,还被分手了,哭都没有地方哭,害怕把别人的报销单工资条弄湿了
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忽然觉得成年人很厉害了
即使心里难过,也会把自己手里的工作做好,已经是一个非常棒的人了
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真不容易
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旧的不去新的不来
哭过就开始新的生活吧
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看下来,有笑点也有泪点
大家都说不谈恋爱不结婚,可现实是遇到一个对的人就想相守终身。
但谈何容易?
[b]被分手的时候,你在干什么呢?评论区留下你的想法吧[/b]

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年底结账那几天被分手,眼睛肿着还得把凭证一张张贴平,数字错一个都得重来,哪有空伤心。我当时跟同事说空调吹的,其实谁看不出来啊。你们有没有那种硬撑着没当场哭出来的经历?
[这只是一个小尾巴]

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