爸妈有多会阴阳怪气？网友：我爸说我放的屁不是本地口音。。。
找不到东西叫妈妈帮忙找，妈妈：“就在xxx”“我找了没有啊”妈妈：我要是找到了怎么办https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2025%2F0428%2F3a326094j00svehbl000nd000u0007cm.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg
找不到东西问我妈，我妈：它咋没叫你名字啊
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我和我爸说你看我多乖，都不谈恋爱。我爸看了我一眼说不是因为没钱么！
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我:妈，吹风机在哪儿？ 我妈:你看我像不像吹风机
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放东西不知道放哪儿，问我妈，我妈说放我手上
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有天洗碗 我：爸爸 要不家里买个洗碗机吧？ 我爸：要不要给你买个喂饭机？
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从小我玩手机，我爸就会说：你以后去天桥下贴膜，去卖手机好了。结果没想到我贴膜贴的特别好，家里的膜包括他的都让我贴。现在我已经念到硕士了，我爸看我晚上不睡觉玩手机，还说你去卖手机好了，你去外面当贴膜师傅好了。等我以后毕业工作了，我闲暇时间真的接贴膜生意
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蹲在地上放了个响屁，我妈问我把地吹干净没？
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找不到东西急的团团转，我爸说你给它打电话问问在哪了。
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我驾照刚下来的时候我妈坐我车，说我开车拐弯像被狗撵了。
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我切黄瓜丝没切好，有几个特别粗，我爸说「房子质量再不好也不至于切这么多柱子出来顶吧」
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我：我唱歌还好吧，不跑调。我爸：嗯，不跑调，从来没跑到调上去过。
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