没文化有多可怕？网友：以为唐僧袈裟是黑色的，后面才知道有彩电
我今年三十岁了，还记得英语课上，老师说ABB类的词，我说了个红通通。她用嘲讽地语气说“还红通通啊，谁说的啊”，我至今不理解，“红通通”错在哪https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2025%2F0424%2F71374f72j00sv6xq80013d000tw00gkm.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg
我的名字里有个蕊字，从小到大很多老师叫我的名字都喊成四声
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想起我小学班主任是个小老头，他念高楼大厦，念的是高楼大耍
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有次和同事路过一个工地看到一些蜂窝砖。她说，咋现在砖都这样了，和蜂窝煤似的。我说这砖有隔热的功能。她说，只隔热吗？隔冷不？
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中学体育老师，把《鹿柴》读成鹿chai，我说应该读zhai，他讥笑我语文成绩应该很差吧，连这个字都不认识。事实上我中学时语文成绩全校第一
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我高中文科班的班主任、语文老师：“干涸（gù）。”我小声说：“干涸（hé）。”她：“干固！”
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高中的时候我负责点名，我们班有个同学姓“翟”我不会读，当时可尴尬了
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四年级语文老师，有个词如火如荼，一直教给我们的是如火如茶，后边上了初一才知道是如火如荼
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有一次参加成语接龙游戏，前一个是五光十色，我接了一个色厉内荏，然后主持人蒙圈半天不知道对不对勉强算我对了
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这边的万达刚开业的时候，怕停车不方便就打车去，路上司机一顿吐槽，说这不好那不好，一进商场就能闻见一股甲醛味 我们默不作声
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有时候就觉得很神奇，什么样的脑回路能说出在医院拔完牙就怀孕了的话
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小学的时候，我告诉同学龙眼和桂圆是一种东西，竟然被全班同学群嘲，很多年了……
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我大学的政治老师一直把内讧读成内杠，全班都没好意思纠正他
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我小学同学说她四月出生比我五月出生的小
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我名字第二个字是琛 我遇到的大多数人都念深或者探
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