老婆睡觉时用两个碗和一个盆挡住关键部位，网友说她是生理性抗拒
01你是实习的护士吧
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护士：愈合能力这么强？
02
不是，先总统种的树就这么收拾了？
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看来4.12预言有望成真了
03
棒，真是棒！
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这天气预报我天天看也不腻
04
青春没有售价
普拉提直达拉萨
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05
预制菜始祖，给你开开眼界。
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经济基础决定上层建筑
06
我最讨厌澳门威尼斯
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广告公司：他不在乎你讨厌，只要高频轰炸到，当你想买同类产品时，大脑第一时间跳出他的品牌。
07
这就是美好的爱情吗？
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网友：不全是童话。同寝室的哥们，家庭条件很差，女友条件好。他去发传单，女友买了饮料等他。他去做家教，女友打车接送。男的也争气，毕业自己打拼出了一套5房，女没彩礼只有不菲嫁妆。真的是纯爱出的完美结果。
08
这服务真是用心了！
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09
好骂！还好我从不在电梯抽烟！
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看起来起效了，不然会有更恶毒的诅咒。
10
统计学和新闻学的魅力就在于此，他说的明明都是真话，却颠倒了黑白。
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日子是唯一一个被扔了原子弹的国家，所以被扔了原子弹100%变成发达国家？
11
所以我被裁员了嘛
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12
姑娘，你这一口让我有点害怕啊！
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13
不愧是成龙大哥
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吴君如也挺好看的，那个时候扮丑的人底子是真好。
14
发现新大陆
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骗子，搜了一下根本不是。
15
教练我想学这个
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你要是复现出来，我觉得开个终身驾照可以。
16
又是件悲伤的故事！
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新人说想让大家安安静静吃饭，婚宴上竟然在放猫和老鼠，果然大家都安安静静的吃起来！对面厅的伴郎：中场出来休息，结果看了老长时间。。。
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老婆睡觉时用两个碗和一个盆挡住关键部位，网友都说她对我是生理性抗拒......
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她到底是几个意思？
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