纯牛马 发表于 2025-4-11 00:34:11

那些外卖骑手的奇葩对话!网友:男宝女宝?。。。你最后送!!!

哈哈哈哈,骑手大哥,你也太正义了吧,会不会被商家拉黑
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你唱我和的,哥俩关系整挺好呀
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还觉得人家高冷不
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你可太坏了嗷,还给人打电话,还尝人家可乐,这下人家被家人抓了吧,没人理你了吧
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好家伙,易烊千玺也来了吧
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给我整不会了,不是骑手大哥,你当传话的来了
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顾客:你分手了倒是要先给我配送啊[捂脸]我花了钱了的
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你这不整人家吗,太坏了
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哥们儿,你的差评太多了是不是因为话太多了
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你还好意思嘿嘿,直接你给差评,拉黑
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哥们,咱就说理是那么个理,咱能不能好好说话
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你们俩简直是卧龙凤雏
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别人是让你别叫,你叫人家鸡毛哥哥,你故意的吧你
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你等红灯没事干吧你
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我怀疑你是故意偷看人家素颜
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人家骑手大哥好心劝导你,你到想要害他
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骑手大哥你都敢撩,你可真会,这下惨了叭,半天吃不上饭了
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你们都遇到过哪些奇葩的外卖骑手呢?都说好看的皮囊千篇一律,有趣的灵魂万里挑一,有趣的外卖小哥会给我们的生活增添不少乐趣,哪怕是多等一下外卖,能开心地跟他聊天也是挺乐意的,你们觉得呢?
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