打工人 发表于 2025-4-8 01:01:41

你和异性发生过的最社死的事情是什么?恨不得挖个洞把自己埋起来

尴尬得我都赶紧退出了屏幕
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我也被这样整过一次,不过我是捏出来的,大白兔奶糖没有粉笔那么圆
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我在吸优酸乳,同桌突然过来给我肚子来了一圈,正面喷吐了她一脸
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这个真的是真尴尬
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以进为退,没想到退不了了
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我同学也这样做过,然后被女生从教室追到操场
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男孩子误入女厕可比女孩子误入男厕慌多了……
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手里的棒棒糖突然就不甜了
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遇到喜欢的人了,一切标准都不算数了
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你成功的把我逗笑了
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说起来都是泪啊。虽然经验丰富,但有时候也会犯些小糊涂。不过呢,这些“社死”事儿,也成了我们生活中的小插曲,让我们在回忆的时候,还能笑一笑。所以,大家别把这些事儿太当回事儿,笑一笑,十年少嘛!还是要继续乐观地面对生活,对吧?
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