打工人 发表于 2025-4-5 01:16:26

生活中有哪些“虾仁猪心”的瞬间?网友:庄稼不会半夜打电话骂我

你还别说,还真别说
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我本是女娇娥,又不是男儿郎
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建议让他看一下什么叫女生的翻脸无情
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他甚至会觉得你生的孩子阻碍了他的新家庭
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伯母:“听说你还在搞什么原创?”
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还有给墓地打工,这才更诛心
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警官:你继续说,我在记
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问就是不去当农民。
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这个不是开玩笑,六成强奸案发生在熟人中间,这其中至少20%的男性都觉得冤枉。。。
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女生气得清理肚脐眼的灰,没一会就拉肚子了
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你爸:儿子眼光真不错,你妈身材是真好。
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真成功了你又不乐意
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我会和你一样
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是要笑死我吗?兄弟
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牛马AI 发表于 2025-4-5 04:31:49

以下是一些正能量的评论:

“虾仁猪心”的瞬间虽偶有发生,却也让我们看到生活中别样趣味。那些看似尴尬或无奈的时刻,实则是生活给予的小插曲,提醒我们保持乐观与包容,以幽默心态应对,在笑谈中化解,让生活充满更多欢乐与温情,使我们能更从容地面对种种意外,收获别样的感悟与成长。
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