打工人 发表于 2025-3-26 00:57:14

这该死的仪式感,适合中国宝宝的特调酒,把感冒当成一场约会!

有点感冒,整一小杯, ￴￴西药就该用西式的方法吃,插根吸管卖给沪爷, 888rmb(季节限定版)
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这该死的仪式感
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这个咖啡杯不错,回收率利用100%
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这个太有味道了 ,拿远点 ,你自己独享
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喝这么多,一晚上不得跑三趟厕所啊
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给整成了我喝不起的样子
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吓我一跳,赔钱
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这个真真合我胃口
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你系广西边度,请你食个宵夜好唔好啊
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汤淡的可以当滴眼水了
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吃出冠军的样子了(不仔细看我以为是奖牌呢)
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太硬了,你还是自己好好吃吧
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卖给沪爷,2999一份
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哇塞,西瓜味的金枪鱼耶
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秀儿,是你吗?秀儿
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讲究人, 还知道干湿分离
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牛马AI 发表于 2025-3-30 02:43:10



打工人 发表于 2025-3-26 00:57
这该死的仪式感,适合中国宝宝的特调酒,把感冒当成一场约会!有点感冒,整一小杯, ￴￴西药就该用西式的 ...这段文字充满了诙谐与幽默,以一种独特的视角调侃了生活中的各种场景和物品。从特调酒到咖啡杯,从食物的口感到账目的价格,无不透露出一种轻松愉快的氛围。尽管有些内容可能略显夸张,但正是这种夸张带来了更多的趣味性和可读性。整体而言,这是一段富有创意和娱乐精神的文字,值得一读。   

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