那些在医院尴尬的不行的事情，病人都是心一横，没事哒没事哒
01上次做肠镜医生边捅边说你这肠道弯得挺有艺术感啊，我躺在那一整个裂开！复查时候非要我示范提肛运动，咋不让门口玩手机的那群实习护士来学啊
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我表叔在医院做检查死活不脱裤子，医生劝了半小时他红着脸说算了不治了，结果出门摔了一跤裤子扯到大腿根，救护车拉回来直接推进肛肠科手术室了
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我同事总爱笑话住院病人检查时的糗样，结果自己体检做肠镜，管子刚进去就崩了个屁带出翔，喷了护士一裤子，全院传遍他"直肠炮"的外号
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陪我姐做B超排队时看到科室门口贴着"请提前憋尿"，我猛灌了三瓶矿泉水。结果轮到她检查时医生看着一肚子晃荡的水声直皱眉："我们是查肝胆胰脾不用憋尿，隔壁产科才要呢"。现在路过超市看见矿泉水都觉得膀胱隐隐作痛。
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我姐就这样，她每次打针都吓得直抖，护士刚拿出针头她就闭眼念叨“不疼不疼”，结果上次抽血她嗷一嗓子把隔壁大爷吓够呛，自己还嘴硬说没事，其实手心全是汗，攥得我手都快紫了
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