打工人 发表于 2025-2-14 13:16:43

遇到crush后翻了个白眼?哈哈哈自剪红线是吧!

当代年轻人
一边虔诚祈求月老牵牵红线
一边随手掰断月老拧的钢筋
这反应但凡慢一点
爱情的火花就要擦出来了
一起来瞅瞅
网友是怎么亲手掐灭爱情的火苗
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crush:我哥们不是说她喜欢我吗
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胜负欲特别强的一位
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不是他真敢要啊
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收了转给我啊,愣着干嘛
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对视是触发你白眼的机关吗
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宿敌就是宿敌,宿敌是不可以……
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那很霸道了
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你们不要再打了!
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啊?
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你俩搁这演偶像剧呢
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crush:有人80我,请为我花生
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怎么既要还要
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那很爱国了
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诡计多端的……
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你也是这个
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你给月老送业绩呢
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
事实证明
缘分来了是能挡住的
丘比特的箭来了你们是真躲啊
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