打工人 发表于 2025-2-8 00:42:05

北方过年如何优雅的上旱厕?网友:速度要快,不然一会冻了不好擦

骑手已到位,请商家尽快出餐
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‬我早上刚蹲了两分钟,立马跑了。冻的不行了。等憋不住了再去吧
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‬你这不是如厕,你这是要登基啊
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‬是的,回农村就愁上厕所。冻屁股。
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‬你这个旱到没边了,旁边要有专人帮你看着才行
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‬ 我弟媳妇第一次来北方时,上厕所也是冻的不行,说叫我妈给她端盆碳烤着
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‬根据我的经验,一定要快点[泪奔]不然一会冻了,不好擦
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‬你这纯属于露天作业了
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‬来自农村的我,打小就没便秘过……环境不允许
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‬哈哈哈,骑手在催商家了
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‬自从回家上茅厕也不玩手机了[捂脸][捂脸]只想两分钟搞定
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‬其实东北人都懂,就最开始会冷,后期没感觉了。因为冻麻了
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‬内蒙古不是大草原吗,你们那建旱厕纯属多余。直接让它们回归大自然
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不快点不行啊,腿麻是小事,一会不好擦了
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哈哈哈哈,这是我小时候同学经常说的俏皮话
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你这个属于享受型的了,哈哈
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‬只要是在北方,都少不了冻这一下
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‬真是长见识了,原来南方的旱厕长这样
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