果然小时候没一顿打是白挨的！看了网友的分享，我都想揍上去了！
小时候的我们，不是熊孩子，就是未来的段子手，挨打是成长的必修课！小时候非要改名叫李彩霞，现在想想，真是贱得让人心疼。
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偷邻居尸体，学电视剧砍头，小爷吓得坐地上，熊孩子三人组名不虚传。
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给狗戴金镯子，狗和金子都没了，我妈撕我头发，我哭得比狗还惨。
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蒙住开车老爹的眼睛玩“猜猜我是谁”，结果被男女混合双打，蜡笔小新都不敢这么演。
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冬天骗爸妈抱我上厕所，暖了又说骗他们的，挨打是自找的。
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五个哥哥烧祖先牌位，我供出他们，奶奶罚我不许吃饭，哥哥们趴着睡了半个月。
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偷花圈摆床上，躺得整整齐齐，我爸把我从梦里打醒，梦里都是纸花。
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水壶被碾破，哭得哄不好，奶奶说天黑sha老头，我提菜刀问啥时候动手。
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骗学费花了五块，剩下的九十五还给我妈，有贼心没贼胆。
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放炮烧山，全村扑火，跪祖宗灵位，差点成了“放火烧山，牢底坐穿”的典范。
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螺丝刀戳插板，衣架被打断，五花大绑捆床尾，一下午都在思考人生。
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上山寻宝挖到祖坟，被打三天，祖坟表示：你礼貌吗？
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炸学校停课半个月，赔款20万，男女混合双打，唯一一次挨打就这么轰轰烈烈。
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偷喝珍珠奶茶被揍，长大后才知道妈妈小时候捡羊粪蛋吃，瞬间平衡了。
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小时候把粑粑拉妈妈头发上还抹匀，这操作，连狗都自愧不如。
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