小时候每一顿打都不是白挨的，一起来看看网友们的搞笑分享
01 小鸡：开饭了！ 蚕宝宝：完啦！https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2025%2F0206%2F2e67fd24j00sr85yc000nd000ke006wm.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg
02 这以后高低得是个艺术家
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03 以后杀猪的时候高低得去嚎两嗓子
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04 还好是干的
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05 才挨一顿打，你爷是真疼你
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06 阎王爷来了都得喊你大哥
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07 全家人吃你口水，这个不冤
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08 挨了两天打还不放弃，犟种无疑了
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09 妈妈：突然一阵后背发凉
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10 这不得给你奶冷得一激灵
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11 挺好奇那假牙怎么去到狗嘴里的
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12 爸爸情绪真稳定
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13 就想知道挨打没
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14 换我家不得被打死
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15 自行车：这辈子值了，都睡上床了
https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2025%2F0206%2F27752c3bj00sr8607000dd000le0044m.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg
16 现在和女同学还在联系没
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17 你学得还挺快
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18 挨打后还拧巴吗？
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19 给压岁钱的心想：能不能把钱要回来
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20 应该有不少人都干过吧
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21 这孩子从小就胆大
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